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fern
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New Engine Available, by Me

Post by fern » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:40 pm

It has no name yet.
It does not play
No strength known yet
No files, no code.
No download available
No date for the next version.
Free updates
It will not become commercial, ever.

It is, then, the perfect engine: due to its innovative features it did not clone another engine, it does not need time to download, it does not occupy room in the HD, it does not beat you, it does not rest your time for better things to than playing chess.

I hope you can give me some suggestion for a good name

Fern, chess programmer.

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by IWB » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:45 pm

Hi,

I dont have a name but how about a Donate button?

lol

Bye
Ingo

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by fern » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:49 pm

What a magnificent idea!!!
Clearly you deserve a 5% of the income...

Fern

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by Mithu » Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:10 pm

Hi Fern,

Your 'Pollution' of the forum actually made me get some much needed Oxygen into the lungs. You are truly rare, like a Zen master, maybe? . One of a kind.

OK. Now back to business. I suggest the name - "Noname".
The idea is -

'No name' - stands for the nameless unborn engine.
'Nona'. - stands for the most important Female player in Chess History.
and 'me'. stands for whoever utters it.

I hope we get deal at 20/80?

Anticipatory regards.


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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by fern » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:27 pm

Maybe it is not funny for you and even could be that is not funny for nobody, but it cannot be qualified as something that "pollutes" this place.
Infinitely more polluting are those post that supposedly are On topic but are made of attacks, insults, etc.

You indeed have a weird concept of pollution

Contaminating the most I can regards
Fern

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by fern » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:29 pm

Good idea and thanks for the support. I try from time to time to instill some humor and probably I fail many times, but my purpose is good and though perhaps silly, at least not destructive.
In these days it is something...

Fern

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by stevemulligan » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:42 pm

Made me lol! You could call it æther and make it impossible to type for most of the internet?

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by Don » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:53 pm

fern wrote:It has no name yet.
It does not play
No strength known yet
No files, no code.
No download available
No date for the next version.
Free updates
It will not become commercial, ever.

It is, then, the perfect engine: due to its innovative features it did not clone another engine, it does not need time to download, it does not occupy room in the HD, it does not beat you, it does not rest your time for better things to than playing chess.

I hope you can give me some suggestion for a good name

Fern, chess programmer.
I think "Occam" is the perfect name for your new engine as it's fits the principles of Occam's razor in an exceptional way! It is the ultimate in simplicity.

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by karger » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:46 pm

Not funny or amusing.

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Re: New Engine Available, by Me

Post by Don » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:05 pm

fern wrote:Good idea and thanks for the support. I try from time to time to instill some humor and probably I fail many times, but my purpose is good and though perhaps silly, at least not destructive.
In these days it is something...

Fern
I thought it was quite funny! Don't worry if someone else doesn't think it's funny, I did.

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