Moron 1.01 Update

[karger]

Fern , It is nice to see an engine author name his engine after himself. LOL

[fern]

Yes, Thats one of the things that fill me with pride.

fern

[tttony]

LOL weird name for an engine

[Gregory Owett]

Hi Fern,
If I buy two, is that the third is free?

[towforce]

I have made a first attempt at a hosted version of this program. Features:

* shows the current position!!!

* "click here" link for progress report!!!

* on progress report page, there is another link to return to the current game!!!

If you've EVER thought that chess software should be easier to operate, then DO NOT miss the chance to evaluate this one!

I admit that the website layout isn't very good - in this first draft, I have focused on functionality.

Link

[Dr.Wael Deeb]

Fern,

As I said,me recieve DVD first then pay....

Me no like program,me smash DVD and want money back....

Me no receive money back,me come to Fern home and make fight....

[fern]

Great. I ALMOST think you deserve a share of my earnings.
BTW, I have ready a book for it.
It is this:
to e4 play e5...end of the line
to d4 play d5...end of the line
any other move do not play nothing.

It is, as you can see, a clear book, no doubles, well done and it does no occupy excessive room in the HD.

Always thinking in you all, palls

Fern

[fern]

Sorry, we cannot guarantee you must like our line of products. No devolution of money. No compensation.
If you want a fight, get on the queue and wait your turn.
My employee in the complains dept is Mr Wladimir Klitschko....

K.O regards
Fern

[Adam Hair]

Sorry, we cannot guarantee you must like our line of products. No devolution of money. No compensation.
If you want a fight, get on the queue and wait your turn.
My employee in the complains dept is Mr Wladimir Klitschko....

K.O regards
Fern

[towforce]

Great. I ALMOST think you deserve a share of my earnings.

I think that as many of us as possible should get onto the bandwagon here, before this thing takes off. Look at the rewards for those who will get a share of the Moronic proceeds:

* big house with great views overlooking body of water, with spacious areas nearby, and sexy girls fighting to be allowed through the electronic gates - but no need to let them through because there are enough already on the inside

* private jet

* children, with the best tutors, and being able to afford top fees, going to the best schools - and hence destined to be among the rulers in the emerging new world order

In contrast, those who do not get on the bandwagon are destined to end up hawking copied CDs on the poorest streets (see SOPA/PIPA thread on CTF for details - link).