Moron 3.0

[fern]

According to the essence of my program, I cannot tell you NOTHING.

Nevertheless, for an extra $120 I can send you some answers.

Fern

[kgburcham]

According to the essence of my program, I cannot tell you NOTHING.
Nevertheless, for an extra $120 I can send you some answers.
Fern

I dont want answers, I want the truth.

[Dr. Axel Schumacher]

This is a real breakthrough. You will not receive even a mail saying "hi". You will not receive nothing. It is pure and simple, a masterwork of clarity and economy of means. You just send me the money -$39 bucks- and you can at once stay calm because nothing will arrive at your mail.
I thanks the many people that gave me ideas about that, but I will no make public his names due to the nature of Moron 3.0
There is a philosophic stand here I desire to keep.

Thanks to all

Fern and C0.

39 bucks??!
Fern, Europe is bancrupt (partly due to my bank account); the Euro is worth nothing anymore. I have to sell all my belongings to even raise 5 bucks. I sold you already my soul for Moron 2.0.
You leave me now choice.. I have to open a bank, declare bancruptcy and demand a 100000000000000€ bailout from the European Union.
Please have a word with Angela Merkel on my behalf...

P.S. I will cash the money, take a boat to Chile and move into your house. Please provide wine and fresh bed sheets.

[Daniel Shawul]

You will not receive nothing

So then I will receive something ?
These jokes have some similarity with the 'nocerino jokes' I read in goal.com, about an impossible super soccer player.
Moron is like the chuck norris of chess engines. There is not nothing it can't do.

[fern]

Bed, food, wine, etc provided. The fare sis 120 bucks a day.
You can keep the boat.

Fern, hotelier...

[geots]

This is a real breakthrough. You will not receive even a mail saying "hi". You will not receive nothing. It is pure and simple, a masterwork of clarity and economy of means. You just send me the money -$39 bucks- and you can at once stay calm because nothing will arrive at your mail.
I thanks the many people that gave me ideas about that, but I will no make public his names due to the nature of Moron 3.0
There is a philosophic stand here I desire to keep.

Thanks to all

Fern and C0.

I don't see where anything has changed here. I have never received the others I paid for either.


Time to get serious regards,

george

[fern]

There is great difference, pal. In my previous versions, I said the delivery was on the way, which did not occur. Now I say from the beginning that no delivery will come. Certainly this a step worth the money.

Waiting your payment bill regards
Fern

[Mithu]

Hi Fern

What
is
the
elo
difference
between
your
Moron
2
and
this
one
?

If its more than 1 elo I 'll buy it gladly.

An old man's regards

[Gregory Owett]

Hi,
Moron 2 was already so strong, I would like a Moron 3 exactly the same! No more no less!

[Sven]

This is a real breakthrough. You will not receive even a mail saying "hi". You will not receive nothing. It is pure and simple, a masterwork of clarity and economy of means. You just send me the money -$39 bucks- and you can at once stay calm because nothing will arrive at your mail.
I thanks the many people that gave me ideas about that, but I will no make public his names due to the nature of Moron 3.0
There is a philosophic stand here I desire to keep.
Thanks to all
Fern and C0.

I will pay the $39 and it is ok that I do not get anything but I must know if your code is original, or if you RE one of the top programs, or if you just renamed one of the other top programs, maybe it is half original, anyway I need to know how many ideas you took from others and how much code you took from others.
Also if you say that your code and your ideas are all original and have never been used before, then I will send more than $39.
Also before I send you the money, I need to know, have you ever drank a beer with the guy in the video?

Considering how empty Moron's source code is, I believe that we'd get quite many hits* with the similarity tool.

*naming no engines on purpose.

A friend of mine who is living in a country where RE and decompilation are legal has decompiled Moron 3.0. He found out that its empty code is a semantically equivalent translation of the newest version of my private engine BoneHead which must have been leaked by someone who hacked my network. So Fern did it again, same old story as before. But this time I have decided to forgive him, since he did not lie about it and has promised to send me 79 EUR for each copy of Moron 3.0 he sells. Another reason is, Moron still has the same bugs as before but this time another serious bug was introduced when translating my code which he did not fully understand. That makes Moron one of the worst engines ever. No problem for me, I'll take the money and keep quiet for now.

Sven