Dann Corbit wrote:
Anechka thought we should watch the news to find out more about the weather but Survivor Man was on and he was surrounded by a BigLion, an Elephant, an Eagle, a Parrot and an Ant (may not sound that scary, but it was one of those big African driver ants).
"No..." Mrs Hermann continued, "And for desert we're having Scorpio surprise. I got the idea from Survivorman in Africa..."
since there was no engine under the name 'Survivor man', you could have used "Little Goliath" in place of survivor man instead
Tony Thomas wrote:Where is Michael Sherwin. He is the only one that I can think of who could top Dann. Or May be I can Clone the joke.
It reminds me of when Adam and I went to see Amy and Alice to study. History always bores me, but we got through Cheops, Aristarch and Alaric. Mythology was a lot more fun. Imagine Beowulf's battles with the Dragon, or the Awesome impact of Thor's Hammer after he got into a Deep Frenzee during the Fimbulwinter. Gandalf and Glaurung battle tooth and nail in the Fortress! ... Then Cassandre showed up and told us she was in DeepTrouble. She's so Clueless that she got caught with a pack of Chesterfield, thinking she was Crafty. She really wasn't using the old GrayMatter. We got back to our mythology and tried to recall if Jupiter and Zeus were really the same guy or not. Somehow that lead to wondering why a Kanguruh is also called a waltzing Matilde. Simon said we should play some music to liven things up. Zappa was too brash for Amy's taste, but Garth Brook's "Aice breaky heart" made us Needle Ozwald, who had the nerve to put that on when we asked for "KillerQueen.. Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind!" by Queen.
Then a Storm broke! "Good thing we're under this Sunsetter retractable awning!" I said. Off on the Horizon I could see The Lightning. "That's not a Typhoon -- it's a Tornado!" I shouted.
"Quick, get some Plywood!" cried Madeleine.
Trace, who's not much of a Thinker, said, "We should watch some TV."
"Breakfast at Tiffany's is on!" said EveAnn.
"UGGH!! Chick flick!" shouted Omar and Alex in unison.
Anechka thought we should watch the news to find out more about the weather but Survivor Man was on and he was surrounded by a BigLion, an Elephant, an Eagle, a Parrot and an Ant (may not sound that scary, but it was one of those big African driver ants).
Francesca was a big martial arts lover and she saw that DrunkenMaster was on, but then Alice and Amy's mother came in and told us it was lunchtime.
"What are we having?" I asked.
"LambChops (with Lime), Kiwi Fruit and Hamsters.." Mrs Hermann replied.
"Hamsters!" I retorted.
"Yes, they are a great delicacy in our little hamlet of Feuerstein back in the old country." Mrs Hermann said with a twinkle.
"It's Hopless for me to escape this, but a little Mint might make it go down easier." I thought to myself.
"I'm a Neophyte at bizarre foods, though I had once eaten some Mustang at a cheap resteraunt and a Robin when I was camping..." I continued to muse.
"Could I have that SmallPotato instead of Hamster?" I asked squeamishly.
"No..." Mrs Hermann continued, "And for desert we're having Scorpio surprise. I got the idea from Survivorman in Africa..." Then Rybka came along and started eating a tasty looking Hiarcs...
yeah I second that.
do you think Dann would do better in Epc?(knowing that he is too much of a comp chess addict, to have written one whole page)
Or May be I can Clone the joke. 
