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Re: Topalov Rumors

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You went beyond the line, Axel, delivering that info, so I am afraid my Serbians guys are on the way.
It will be fast and without pain.

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Re: Moron 1.0 source Code Available

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Well, let us begin my career to richness asking from you my percentage of the proceedings you have already got with Komodo.
I think a 25% would be a very reasonable amount.

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fern wrote:Well, let us begin my career to richness asking from you my percentage of the proceedings you have already got with Komodo.
I think a 25% would be a very reasonable amount.
It's generous indeed to let me have 25% of the profits!

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Hey? Who is stealing us the other 50%?

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Re: Topalov Rumors

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fern wrote:You went beyond the line, Axel, delivering that info, so I am afraid my Serbians guys are on the way.
It will be fast and without pain.

Fern. Moron author.
Wait!
I see an advertisement opportunity. Imagine this:

'Hi. I'm Veselin Topalov. Training with Moron will cause a rapid change in your Elo rating. It worked for me, and it will work for you. Guaranteed or your money back.'
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Re: Topalov Rumors

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Certainly it worked for me. I used to be a decent 2100-2200 player and now only in a good day I can defeat with some difficulties Chess Challenger 7, rated 1300.

But, who said progress is always going up?

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Re: Topalov Rumors

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fern wrote:You went beyond the line, Axel, delivering that info, so I am afraid my Serbians guys are on the way.
It will be fast and without pain.

Fern. Moron author.
Fern,

I see you leave me no choice..
I have to ask the asylums head-nurse to disconnect your room from the xxx adult video channel and to ban all female nurses from your floor.

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That would be a grossly cruel action, but now that i think on it, I doubt that you, which occupies the next room to me, is capable of such action. But if you does, I will see a way to leave you without your beloved porcelain pot for urine and so weep your underwear.
I can also escalate this discussion regards
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Re: Topalov Rumors

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fern wrote:Certainly it worked for me. I used to be a decent 2100-2200 player and now only in a good day I can defeat with some difficulties Chess Challenger 7, rated 1300.

But, who said progress is always going up?

Fern
Why start at the bottom and with hard work make your way up to the top? Why not simply start at the top and easily make your way down?!!

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Re: Topalov Rumors

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Is what I say to me everyday, specially each morning after looking my body before taking the shower. Every time my weight growth, my white hair prosper, my tiredness increase. And all this without any effort from my side.

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