In Case Any Grand Masters Want to Make a Quick $1000

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Milton
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In Case Any Grand Masters Want to Make a Quick $1000

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JonP01

Re: In Case Any Grand Masters Want to Make a Quick $1000

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Why restrict the contest to Grandmasters? They should change it so that anyone off the street can challenge. If the challenger loses, they are electrified in their chair. If they win, they get $1000.

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Jonathan
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fern
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Re: In Case Any Grand Masters Want to Make a Quick $1000

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Well, I can improve a lot that paltry offer.
I will pay ONE MILLION dollars to any GM or even a despicable IM that can win my Excalibur Grandmaster with the following conditions:
a) Grandmaster have one hour per move and the human GM has 10 seconds.
b) Human Grandmaster gives the advantage of queen and any of the two rocks
c) also, half of the pawns.
d) he must eat the awful concoctions my little girl prepares
e) he must play blind
f) to be serious, the human GM mst put on the table 100 k dollars as guarantee.

Someone interested?

Fernando
Las Vegas kid
JonP01

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So...what are the awful concoctions like?

Tasteful Regards

Jonathan
Steve B

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Post by Steve B »

fern wrote:Well, I can improve a lot that paltry offer.
I will pay ONE MILLION dollars to any GM or even a despicable IM that can win my Excalibur Grandmaster with the following conditions:
a) Grandmaster have one hour per move and the human GM has 10 seconds.
b) Human Grandmaster gives the advantage of queen and any of the two rocks
c) also, half of the pawns.
d) he must eat the awful concoctions my little girl prepares
e) he must play blind
f) to be serious, the human GM mst put on the table 100 k dollars as guarantee.

Someone interested?

Fernando
Las Vegas kid
it would be a very interesting match Fern

if you can manage to arrange it please do so and play the games ONLINE
i realize that arranging a match like this to be played online takes A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME ,EFFORT and HARD WORK so i would of course come here and make a post to promise to come and watch and then of course i will simply not show up and not even think about it again once i make the post and log off here

your Loyal supporter Regards
Steve
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fern
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Re: In Case Any Grand Masters Want to Make a Quick $1000

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Está respirando por la herida, mi amigo?
Fernando
Steve B

Re: In Case Any Grand Masters Want to Make a Quick $1000

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fern wrote:Está respirando por la herida, mi amigo?
Fernando
Dearest Friend
i have sent an email to your G-mail account

Best Regards
Steve