As J.G. Wentworth says "It's my money and I want it now

[Nimzovik]

All right!! Listen Up!! All u programmers etc. I will pay boo koo bux! Just give me a rybka 6 or better chess engine (with POSITIONAL {ability to play closed positions- AND beat FATHER } parameters. ) A Gui with better eye candy in terms of graphics than chessmaster 15. Usable database, opening book creation from the latest texts of amazon . com with features of chessbase 56. A chess server that incorporates Fics, chessmaster, play chess and ICC in conjunction with chess live. with visual conference , camera facilities. A virtual "living "opponent (s)better than the Power chess queen,the turk or the robot that actually talks to me with a 10 million sentence vocabbulary that is relevant to the actual position on the board (and can insult me while providing psychoanalysis at the same time as to why I play this stupid game to the detriment of my family , finances and indeed my very soul.) AND last but certainly NOT least can play ALL the old DOS engines!!! Which are incorporated in the program --gratis!! I will pay 4 to 500 dolars! per copy !! Can u dudes say M-E-R-G-E-R? Nuff said!! CAN I GET AN AMEN!!??? Nuff said -- The Alex

[Tony Thomas]

Why not just get a goat instead?

[tjfroh]

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/04/ ... d-Dogs.php

Alex,


Just clone yourself and then send the smart Alex off to work while you stay home playing chess. When smart Alex comes home he can play chess with you and psychoanalyze you at the same time.

Uncle Timbo

[Nimzovik]

Good Grief!! The clone genie is definitly out of the bag!!Wheeeeeeee! Now we can thousands of years of the same dictator (Like a Mao Tse Tung ). I am sure the ego Maniac would clone himself! Then again we could have Bobbby Fishers too! Isn't Science grand!! brought to you by the same people (scientists) who built the BOMB! Sheeesh! However I would STILL like to have my described chess program.